1. Go to book club with your white rural friends.
2. Have half a glass of wine.
3. When the room is noisy, try to explain to your friend that there's a book out called "White Rural Rage."
1) There is a huge difference between a man wearing a dress and a man wearing a skirt made for men, such as a kilt. I have seen plenty of both.
2) Tarot is basically counseling with pagan trappings.
3) By far my favorite costume that I saw today consisted of a man wearing a canvas gardening hat with a Burger King crown fitted over it.